Black. Labradorish. Stealthy.Black Lab Secret ServiceTumblr (3.0; @blacklabsecretservice)http://blacklabsecretservice.tumblr.com/“OK. *This* seems like a safe enough detail. New-style...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pahnr1AV1rtgs9po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“OK. *This* seems like a safe enough detail. New-style upscale urban pedestrian mall. Scoping out possible POTUS photo op on the campaign trail. Affluent, mostly harmless humans milling around with artisanally crafted beverages.”</p> <p>…</p> <p>“Wait. Why’s that woman standing in that fountain? And why’s she <a href="http://www.nakedjen.com/nakedjen/2012/04/naked-pitch.html">taking off that trenchcoat</a>?”</p>http://blacklabsecretservice.tumblr.com/post/21352876047http://blacklabsecretservice.tumblr.com/post/21352876047Wed, 18 Apr 2012 20:24:59 -0400“If we had gone to Colombia with those other guys, do you...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2lvmtpPFL1rtgs9po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“If we had gone to Colombia with those other guys, do you think we would have gotten into trouble too?”</p> <p>“Nah. It’s not worth it for girls with no fur.”</p>http://blacklabsecretservice.tumblr.com/post/21253902800http://blacklabsecretservice.tumblr.com/post/21253902800Tue, 17 Apr 2012 00:11:17 -0400“That guy at 6 o’clock looks kinda...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2filfC4CD1rtgs9po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“That guy at 6 o’clock looks kinda threatening.”</p> <p>“Really? He’s all pink. How threatening can *that* be?”</p> <p>…</p> <p>“Can we get some standard-issue glasses over here, please???”</p>http://blacklabsecretservice.tumblr.com/post/21031659107http://blacklabsecretservice.tumblr.com/post/21031659107Fri, 13 Apr 2012 13:44:03 -0400“Why don’t we have those earpieces like agents...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2e66toLQd1rtgs9po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Why don’t we have those earpieces like agents usually have?”</p> <p>“The Secret Service doesn’t comment on procedure, dude.”</p> <p>“Was that the plastic thing I just ate?”</p> <p>“Srsly, dude. No comment.”</p>http://blacklabsecretservice.tumblr.com/post/20993922814http://blacklabsecretservice.tumblr.com/post/20993922814Thu, 12 Apr 2012 20:18:29 -0400“Why are we on this Tumblr?” “Not sure, dude....<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2e57eomks1rtgs9po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Why are we on this Tumblr?”</p> <p>“Not sure, dude. Instant fame?”</p>http://blacklabsecretservice.tumblr.com/post/20992510354http://blacklabsecretservice.tumblr.com/post/20992510354Thu, 12 Apr 2012 19:57:00 -0400