Black Lab Secret Service

Black. Labradorish. Stealthy.
"OK. *This* seems like a safe enough detail. New-style upscale urban pedestrian mall. Scoping out possible POTUS photo op on the campaign trail. Affluent, mostly harmless humans milling around with artisanally crafted beverages."
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"Wait. Why’s that woman standing in that fountain? And why’s she taking off that trenchcoat?”

"OK. *This* seems like a safe enough detail. New-style upscale urban pedestrian mall. Scoping out possible POTUS photo op on the campaign trail. Affluent, mostly harmless humans milling around with artisanally crafted beverages."

"Wait. Why’s that woman standing in that fountain? And why’s she taking off that trenchcoat?”

"If we had gone to Colombia with those other guys, do you think we would have gotten into trouble too?"
"Nah. It’s not worth it for girls with no fur."

"If we had gone to Colombia with those other guys, do you think we would have gotten into trouble too?"

"Nah. It’s not worth it for girls with no fur."

"That guy at 6 o’clock looks kinda threatening."
"Really? He’s all pink. How threatening can *that* be?"
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"Can we get some standard-issue glasses over here, please???"

"That guy at 6 o’clock looks kinda threatening."

"Really? He’s all pink. How threatening can *that* be?"

"Can we get some standard-issue glasses over here, please???"

"Why don’t we have those earpieces like agents usually have?"
"The Secret Service doesn’t comment on procedure, dude."
"Was that the plastic thing I just ate?"
"Srsly, dude. No comment."

"Why don’t we have those earpieces like agents usually have?"

"The Secret Service doesn’t comment on procedure, dude."

"Was that the plastic thing I just ate?"

"Srsly, dude. No comment."

"Why are we on this Tumblr?"
"Not sure, dude. Instant fame?"

"Why are we on this Tumblr?"

"Not sure, dude. Instant fame?"